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JESUS CHRIST! JESUS!
- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
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Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
…
ABORT MISSION.
ABORT MISSION.
RESUME CAT TRANSMISSION.
I CANT STOP LAUGHING.
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baatarlaughingalonewithjiaozi:
Oh my gosh yes this is on my dash again
When I first saw this I immediately thought of like
babbu Russia trying to climb out of wherever Mongolia put him so he would not break stuff
and stop hogging up all of his wife’s attention“…I wonder what Yao’s doing”
“No /plop back in pen”
“………………….I’m gonna go see Yao”
“No you’re not /push”
“… …… ……. …. . ………..I wonder what Yao’s doing”
“SKJDFNSDKJF /PLOP”
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